Strategy Jokes

What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired