What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?