What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.