Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.