Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan