Wal Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

Screw Lightbulb Jokes More Screw Lightbulb Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.