Neighbor
A: Turkey.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
A masochist
Stranded!
Discover.
An envelope!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Because it's N.Ice
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.