Neighbor
Nothing!
He wanted rich milk!
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
His owner.
Coach.
They never stop to ask directions.
Reuse.
Rhinos R Us
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
Stand up!
Ukraine your neck.