Neighbor
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Their criminal record.
Watermelon juice.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
ginger
R and J
Did your manners die too Use your words!
You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'