What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly