What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)