Beautiful Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.