What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade