How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.