How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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