What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.