What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.