Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Kermits finger

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Kermits finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Kermit's finger.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.