What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!