What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.