What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.