What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking