What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.