Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.