Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !