When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...