When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.