Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists