West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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How many children does Jamal have?

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

How do you describe every gf in one word?

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

State Jokes More State Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)