West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.