How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."