Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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The door.

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No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.