Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!