What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while