What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.