What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!