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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Coffee Mug

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"