Fp Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!