What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off