What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is