What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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What color is ice?

Hielo.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.