How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%