How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...