How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris