Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...