Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Barstool Jokes More Barstool Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.