Hugh Bris
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None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Squash one and deal with the other later.
in their sleevies
their lips are moving
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
they all fell off a truck.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A statistician.
A mathador.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
20 hot 9 year olds.
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)