How do you get a fool to read something?

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

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What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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