How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'