How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE