What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.