What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.