What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!