Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.