Divorce Man Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'