Divorce Man Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"