What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars