What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.