River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

You might also enjoy:

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed