What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.