What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.