What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm