What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common