What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.