What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis