Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Midlife Crisis Jokes More Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy