Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.