What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.