What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...