Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

Arthur Jokes More Arthur Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth