Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows