Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend