Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?