Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Make it Tso's Number One."

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !