Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.