Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'