What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest