Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll