Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.