Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.