Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
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Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
The DOWNS truck is a little slow.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Because he had a crack addiction.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Because they MINE as a job.
Cancer can get jobs
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
They planet!
Use zodiac signs
Cancer.
A minimum.
