Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.