Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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I have a cream.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs