Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.